Beards are all the rage but the dudes who take the time to shave aren’t too shabby either. He’s proof that the beard does not necessarily make the man.

Remember this guy? Total hottie.
Remember this guy? Total hottie.
Freaking hipster, man.
Freaking hipsters, man.
He's got 99 problems and that beard is one.
He’s got 99 problems and that beard is one.
So, this happened.
I need more backstory. Or a video. Or both.
It's like Christopher Meloni went on a year-long peyote bender.
It’s like Christopher Meloni went on a year-long peyote bender.
Is this Dave Navarro or did Prince stop halfway through a sex change?
Is this Dave Navarro or did Prince stop halfway through a sex change?
If you don't have a boner right now, it's because you shouldn't.
If you don’t have a boner right now, it’s because you shouldn’t.
Making a hairlip joke would be mean. So, let's just say Joaquin Phoenix looks like he ate Zach Galifianakis.
Making a hairlip joke would be mean. So, let’s just say Joaquin Phoenix looks like he ate Zach Galifianakis.
Hunter the shaggy, meth-addled dog.
Hunter the shaggy, meth-addled dog.
This used to be a full beard but the rest of the hair freaked out and ran away.
This used to be a full beard but the rest of the hair freaked out and ran away.